January 2012
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Can we all just take a moment to congratulate Kris...
peace-love-penguins:
No letripping this year~
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
arcticassholes:
god bless ryan gosling
Watchbluelinedoughty:
Kevin Bieksa won’t stay silent, you shouldn’t either.
This is something that whether you’re a fan of someone or not doesn’t matter. This is a message we should ALL listen to.
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Watchdelzotto:
breanne0x:
Lmao, this girl was so funny (;
i love this show oh gosh
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Versteeg: I even know Billy's real name. It's not Billy, it's William.
Cabbie: Well, thank you. You're a genius.
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doctor: are you sexually active?
me: you mean for real or in my head, cause in my head im a whore
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Someone please give something to Leo.
100-acrewoods:
-tribbianis:
a lollipop, a popcorn, a bottle of beer anything, the guy is dying
#kate’s hand in marriage would also be acceptable
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send you my love on a wire: The rest of the Golden... →
apriki:
Longest Staring Competition: Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan, Drive
The Mandatory 2011 Steven Spielberg War Obsession Film: War Horse, War Horse
Best Supporting Actor (for their own appendage): Michael Fassbender, That Movie About My Penis
I Don’t Need Another Award, But…
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buffalope:
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
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Me: maybe this is our time to win
2011: lol
2012: LMAO
*listens to love hurts while raiding the fridge*
brokenpenguins:
Whatever it takes, we walk together. hobble together with medical staff on stand-by.
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gabriellavonblack:
sometimes it lasts in love
but sometimes it hurts instead
livialetang:
bylsmagic:
YOU GET AN INJURY AND YOU GET AN INJURY AND YOU GET AN INJURY AND YOU GET AN INJURY!!!11!11!!!
CALM THE FUCK DOWN OPRAH
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“STEIGGY!! I DON’T KNOW IF YOU WERE WATCHING, BUT I JUST CAUGHT THE PUCK!!! I...”
– Bob Errey, a 5-year old (via letsgopens)
pvlse:
black eyed peas more like black eyed please shut the fuck up
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beyoncebeytwice:
so basically beyonce and jay z are gonna show off Babyonce while standing on top of the empire state building and a crowds gonna gather below just like in the lion king and uncle kanye is gonna dip his fingers in fine champagne and smear “LV” ((which stands for louis vuitton)) on the baby’s forehead
